Revlon New Complexion L’Oreal HIP duo in Showy Revlon Perle shadow in Glistening Snow Wet ‘n’ Wild trio in I’m Getting Sunburned Maybelline Lasting Drama gel eyeliner L’Oreal Voluminous mascara Eye primer from Sally Beauty Clear nail polish mixed with the turquoise pigment from the L’Oreal duo to create an identical, matching nail shade.
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Ad for Dermablend’s concealer featuring Zombie Boy from that one Gaga video. In my opinion, too lengthy (i.e. half of it is moody close-ups) but shit gets good after 1:30 when he wipes it off to reveal the face tats. That’s some heavy-duty stuff! Top rated comment:
“If that makeup can hide all those tattoos, THAT WOULD DO FUCKING MIRACLE WONDERS TO THESE STUBBORN ASS BLACK CIRCLES.”
My first post in 8+ months. Yahoo! Finance has a coma-inducing article up about the ‘recovering’ economy. To sum it up: men are buying more boxers to replace their skid-marked ones, the kids are ingesting more starbucks (a la the new trenta cup I guess), and more couples are filing for divorce. What do all these disjointed, randomass events mean? That the economy’s def on the upswingg babyy and the yahoo! finance staff is totally in touch with realityy l0lol DERP.
“We’re making sure that payments no longer go to the deceased – it sounds ridiculous even to say it.” - Joe. Joe Biden. Yeah.
$180 million+ in benefit checks has bent sent out to dead people within the past three years. Another $230 million+ went to convicted felons still in jail/on the loose.
To tackle it, Obama signed an order that’ll require agencies to check a centralized database before they can send $$$ to cadavers/child-molesters galore.
Marketing people in Germany like to use the English language to give products or events an appearance of internationalism and modernity - even if their own language skills are somewhat lacking. A new client asked me to create promotional material for a camping trip on which the participants will meditate, focus on their inner strength, blah blah. Her naming idea was (in English of course) “concentration camp”. After I recovered I was able to tell her what that actually means. Well, she saw the necessity to come up with something different.
I REALLY didn’t expect this to be so insanely good. The storyline was great, dialogue was hysterical, and the action scenes were pretty creative, if not for the fact that you’ve got a little 13 year old girl slicing off a guy’s fucking leg, among other things. Just really, really fresh. GO SEE IT.
The Westboro Baptist Church came to Blacksburg today, to protest the VT shootings, among other things. They even showed up at our middle school, having found out that the roof of our high school collapsed (which they deduced as being God’s smite, naturally).
I think it’s safe to say that we pwned them with counter-protest riots. Don’t fuck with Blacksburg.
![Picture hoarded from PostSecret.
Undergrad business admissions come out on April Fool’s Day (hysterical, I know).I’m too proud to beg, but,C’MON, WHARTON, I’M SOLID GOLD.
Update: Wasn’t meant to be [yet]. Not the end, they’ll hear from me again.](http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l03wkyZ42n1qaaagbo1_500.jpg)
