Uhhh

Dec 30

[video]

Nov 16

[video]

Feb 21

My first post in 8+ months.Yahoo! Finance has a coma-inducing article up about the ‘recovering’ economy.To sum it up: men are buying more boxers to replace their skid-marked ones, the kids are ingesting more starbucks (a la the new trenta cup I guess), and more couples are filing for divorce. What do all these disjointed, randomass events mean? That the economy’s def on the upswingg babyy and the yahoo! finance staff is totally in touch with realityy l0lol DERP. Picture links you to the article.

My first post in 8+ months.
Yahoo! Finance has a coma-inducing article up about the ‘recovering’ economy.
To sum it up: men are buying more boxers to replace their skid-marked ones, the kids are ingesting more starbucks (a la the new trenta cup I guess), and more couples are filing for divorce. What do all these disjointed, randomass events mean? That the economy’s def on the upswingg babyy and the yahoo! finance staff is totally in touch with realityy l0lol DERP.

Picture links you to the article.

Jun 20

“We’re making sure that payments no longer go to the deceased – it sounds ridiculous even to say it.” - Joe. Joe Biden. Yeah. $180 million+ in benefit checks has bent sent out to dead people within the past three years. Another $230 million+ went to convicted felons still in jail/on the loose. To tackle it, Obama signed an order that’ll require agencies to check a centralized database before they can send $$$ to cadavers/child-molesters galore. Rejoice.

“We’re making sure that payments no longer go to the deceased – it sounds ridiculous even to say it.” - Joe. Joe Biden. Yeah.

$180 million+ in benefit checks has bent sent out to dead people within the past three years. Another $230 million+ went to convicted felons still in jail/on the loose.

To tackle it, Obama signed an order that’ll require agencies to check a centralized database before they can send $$$ to cadavers/child-molesters galore.

Rejoice.

May 31

Uma’s accountant, Kenneth Starr, stole $30+ million from various celebrities. About a milli of that was also swiped from her. Is he okay in the head? Look at that banner pic. You do NOT fuck with Uma Thurman.

Uma’s accountant, Kenneth Starr, stole $30+ million from various celebrities. About a milli of that was also swiped from her.

Is he okay in the head? Look at that banner pic. You do NOT fuck with Uma Thurman.

May 05

Mm frappa happy hour (3-5 pm. they’ll be half-priced for 2 weeks). Way too stoked. I RSVP’d that shit on facebook.Starbucks is now letting us customize them to fit all our dietery needs.

Mm frappa happy hour (3-5 pm. they’ll be half-priced for 2 weeks).
Way too stoked. I RSVP’d that shit on facebook.

Starbucks is now letting us customize them to fit all our dietery needs.

Clientsfromhell -

Marketing people in Germany like to use the English language to give products or events an appearance of internationalism and modernity - even if their own language skills are somewhat lacking. A new client asked me to create promotional material for a camping trip on which the participants will meditate, focus on their inner strength, blah blah. Her naming idea was (in English of course) “concentration camp”. After I recovered I was able to tell her what that actually means. Well, she saw the necessity to come up with something different.

 : ( Hahha huuuge fail

May 04

Kobe Bryant, ladies and gentlemen



Boyyyy you so fiiiiine.

Apr 25

I REALLY didn’t expect this to be so insanely good.The storyline was great, dialogue was hysterical, and the action scenes were pretty creative, if not for the fact that you’ve got a little 13 year old girl slicing off a guy’s fucking leg, among other things.Just really, really fresh. GO SEE IT.

I REALLY didn’t expect this to be so insanely good.
The storyline was great, dialogue was hysterical, and the action scenes were pretty creative, if not for the fact that you’ve got a little 13 year old girl slicing off a guy’s fucking leg, among other things.
Just really, really fresh. GO SEE IT.

Apr 21

Mary J. Blige was on Idol tonight. Along with Blink 182’s Travis Barker. And they performed.. wait for it.. Stairway to Heaven. You may now weep deeply.

Mary J. Blige was on Idol tonight. Along with Blink 182’s Travis Barker.

And they performed.. wait for it..

Stairway to Heaven.

You may now weep deeply.

Y’know, I think I could get used to the ‘like’ replacing the ‘fan’ feature.

Y’know, I think I could get used to the ‘like’ replacing the ‘fan’ feature.

Apr 09

[video]

Apr 01

“Come here, rude boy, boy; can you get it up? Come here rude boy, boy; is you big enough? Take it, take it baby, baby” Man I fucking love that song. I’m so glad Rihanna refrained from singing it at the Kids Choice Awards.Oh wait - Though I guess the bigger question is why I was watching the Nickolodeon KCA.Don’t judge me.

“Come here, rude boy, boy; can you get it up?
Come here rude boy, boy; is you big enough?
Take it, take it baby, baby”

Man I fucking love that song. I’m so glad Rihanna refrained from singing it at the Kids Choice Awards.
Oh wait -



Though I guess the bigger question is why I was watching the Nickolodeon KCA.
Don’t judge me.

Mar 31

vizualize: Making Money While Making a Difference - Making Money and Changing the World - GOOD  : )

vizualize:

Making Money While Making a Difference - Making Money and Changing the World - GOOD

 : )

Mar 30

Picture hoarded from PostSecret. Undergrad business admissions come out on April Fool’s Day (hysterical, I know).I’m too proud to beg, but,C’MON, WHARTON, I’M SOLID GOLD. Update: Wasn’t meant to be [yet]. Not the end, they’ll hear from me again.

Picture hoarded from PostSecret.

Undergrad business admissions come out on April Fool’s Day (hysterical, I know).
I’m too proud to beg, but,
C’MON, WHARTON, I’M SOLID GOLD.

Update: Wasn’t meant to be [yet]. Not the end, they’ll hear from me again.