When I was 14 I had 320 dollars saved up from birthday money and hustling kids in various playground basketball courts throughout Worcester. (I was, at the time, a 5’8” 140 lb white kid in a catholic school uni and dress shoes with duct tape covering the holes. Poor fuckers had no clue.)
I told my parents I wanted to put all the money in IMAX stock. They said no, that I should put it to more practical use. I listened to them and proceeded to piss it away for the next 3 summers.
Moral: Don’t listen to your parents.
I love the shit out of this.
