Uma’s accountant, Kenneth Starr, stole $30+ million from various celebrities. About a milli of that was also swiped from her.

Is he okay in the head? Look at that banner pic. You do NOT fuck with Uma Thurman.

“Come here, rude boy, boy; can you get it up?
Come here rude boy, boy; is you big enough?
Take it, take it baby, baby”

Man I fucking love that song. I’m so glad Rihanna refrained from singing it at the Kids Choice Awards.
Oh wait -

Though I guess the bigger question is why I was watching the Nickolodeon KCA.
Don’t judge me.

Know your toast.