My first post in 8+ months.
Yahoo! Finance has a coma-inducing article up about the ‘recovering’ economy.
To sum it up: men are buying more boxers to replace their skid-marked ones, the kids are ingesting more starbucks (a la the new trenta cup I guess), and more couples are filing for divorce. What do all these disjointed, randomass events mean? That the economy’s def on the upswingg babyy and the yahoo! finance staff is totally in touch with realityy l0lol DERP.

Picture links you to the article.